1) It is younger than its terminally rust-prone counterparts.
2) It has got a specific rump which could have been designed by Picasso in his cubist days.
3) It will actually get you there when you’re planning a trip to Tuscany.
4) It was endorsed by Samantha Fox in her pre-lesbo days.
5) It is widely despised by hardcore “Alfistis”.
6) It will never be considered an 80’s icon.
7) The fuel injected variant produces an engine note similar to a Hoover vacuum cleaner, magnificiently corroborating the French saying “aspirateur à minettes” (that roughly translates into “girl magnet”).
8.) Most passers-by still regard it as an ultra cool sixties sportscar.
9) Even though it should officially be described as a “Spider Series III”, adepts refer to it with the ice-cool moniker of “Aerodinamica”.
10) It still looks substantially like the car Dustin Hoffman used in “The Graduate”.